relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

konyboy:

im like 2% cute and 98% single

disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

tonyabbot:

yes im a girl and yes I’m a gamer xD

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tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

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