"talk dirty to me"
*on a date*
so haha tell me more about your dog
I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me
merlin really takes “undressing him with his eyes” to a whole new level
what the fuck i dont watch this show but did merlin just take off arthurs pants what what
merthur dont need manips
your url actually makes it even better
no need to thank me
your credit card will do